About Unprofessional Athletes

We train like pros but race like amateurs.

Unprofessional Athletes are not here to preach about clean living or tell you how to get a six pack. We’re here to talk about the reality of trying to balance training and living, and staying vaguely functional while sometimes wondering why we’re doing any of this at all.

What we do

• Complain about training

  Yes, we love it, but sometimes, like when you’re running 25k hill intervals in torrential rain, you start to question your life choices.

• Track mistakes

  The wrong shoes, the wrong fuel, the wrong race strategy. Write it down, remember it, maybe don’t repeat it?

• Remember recipes

  We cook a lot, and forget almost all of it. This is our public recipe book with occasional audience participation.

Welcome to Unprofessional Athletes. Breathe in, breathe out, and try not to pull anything.